Just today, I stumbled upon a great site named RoadRagers.com. Clicking over to the Road Rage Test, I confirmed my hypothesis that I am, indeed, an aggressive driver. Very. My results of the test are as follows:

Here are your personal scores/results in the four areas that we analyzed:

Safety:

You are a Safe Driver
Your Safety Score: 62.5 %

The average score among all people who have recently taken this test is 69.19%.

Personally, I don’t agree with this. Just because I don’t signal lane changes (only when I do it right in front of another car) or I return favours of tailgating or cutting off opponents doesn’t mean I’m unsafe! It just means that you better back the hell up if you don’t want to hit me, and that’s what you get for aggravating me in the first place. Yeah…

Aggressiveness:

You are an Aggressive Driver
Your Degree of Aggressiveness: 87.5 %

The average score among all people who have recently taken this test is 57.02%.

Undisputed. If you’re slow, MOVE OVER, and if you offend me expect to get it back twice as hard.

Courtesy:

You are a Courteous Driver
Your Courtesy Score: 62.5 %

The average score among all people who have recently taken this test is 73.75%

This result disappointed me as well because I expected a higher score. I admit that I can be a total jackass, but most of the time I respect others. If someone’s slow in my lane, I usually just drive around them, no big deal. I don’t have qualms about drivers who follow the rules of the road (which are NOT exactly the same as the law of the road). My guess as to why I scored so low is because for the question about whether I would let someone merge into my lane because theirs is ending, and I clicked “I never do this”. It’s true; there are signs hundreds of metres from the lane’s end indicating that, and if you’re not smart enough to notice that’s your own problem. And if you knew but you’re taking a chance at cutting someone off, well that’s still your own problem if you try that on me and lose.

Rage:

You are a Driver with Very High Potential for Road Rage
Your Degree of Rage: 85 %

The average score among all people who have recently taken this test is 55.55%%

Well…I don’t know. Let’s just say that I’m not immune to middle fingers, excessive honking, and various driving techniques designed to intimidate and show vengeance. But seriously, I would never do anything bad to anyone unless they did it to me (the one exception being if a driver is obviously and totally incompetent to possess a driver’s license).

Take the Road Rage Test yourself and find out if you’re crass or an ass behind the wheel! (Does that make sense? Who cares.)

Some road rage pics below just for the hell of it.

Oh, the funny Brits:

(Stolen from the Daily Mail)

New Yorkers, too (though that’s not at all surprising):

(Stolen from Right Side of the Rainbow)