So apparently, there’s some game around the web-log-osphere (I refuse to say the word “blog”, absolutely despise it) called the ABC’s of Me. You get tagged by a writer (no, I am not saying —-ger), and you must continue the tagging! I got tagged by my friend over at MyStarbucks, inviting me to play.

Here are the rules:

“The instructions say that each player starts with some random facts/habits about himself/herself. As you are tagged you need to post the rules and your responses on your own blog. At the end of your post, you need to choose some people to tag, list their names and, of course, leave them a comment, telling they have been tagged and they need to read your blog for more information.”

Normally I wouldn’t do such things, but another ten minutes wasting time is another ten minutes not used to finish my readings, which is always cool. Though I should probably make lunch first because I’m pretty hungry, only had measly Cheerios for breakfast. Oh well.

A = Anchorman, a movie that I quote incessantly, possibly to the annoyance of others. Afternoon delight!

B = “blog“, which ranks in my list of the Top Ten Lamest Words Ever Conceived, right up there with, I don’t know, “____sexual” (fill in the blank with a word that is not “hetero” or “homo”) or something.

C = Chocolate, 100% dark and Swiss, as in one of my favouritest things to eat. Also my beloved cellphone which I keep with me at all times!

D = Delicate Pear, the flavour of Green Tea Mints that I wasted $7 at Second Cup (28g of mints, therefore $1 for every 4g…but it’s yummy!)

E = Eagle’s Nest, once a personal residence of Hitler, where I went for my birthday last year. Probably the best day of my life, which included a tour around Salzburg, Austria, and eating the world-famous Sachertorte cake.

F = Facebook, my constant obsession. I’m technically never offline because Facebook Mobile keeps me updated 24/7 of all the pokes, friend requests, wall posts, and messages that I get. Also the medium in which people express their gullibility and stupidity.

G = The GAP, my all-time favourite store. Seriously, I could go on forever about it. About 99% of my wardrobe is GAP.

H = Hungry, what any normal university student is at all times. Two o’ clock in the morning? Sure, let’s have some Wendy’s. Three? Keep that food coming. Four? Okay, this is getting a bit too extreme, but food belongs in the stomach!

I = Indulging in the best and most expensive food every time I meet my parents because I wouldn’t be able to afford (and it’s not even available) it as a university student on my own…well I could (kind of), but I want an Audi. Or actually, the new upcoming BMW M3 Sedan!!!

J = Jack Daniels is gross, makes me puke (well, maybe I did drink too much that time, and going nuts playing Counter-Strike probably didn’t help much, either).

K = K is a letter that has very few adjectives starting with it, so I hate playing those alliteration games because my name starts with a K. Woops, I have three K’s. Not anymore.

L = Lightsabers, because what would be more badass than owning one?

M = Malpeque oysters from Prince Edward Island, half a dozen raw and on the half-shell. One of the best kinds in the world, and it’s a staple food for me (when I can go out to eat it).

N = Not using the horn is an offense against the morals and standards of our civilized society. USE IT, it’s there for a reason.

O = Obama, Barack…who better win the Democratic nominating because Hillary Clinton will be just as bad as Bush, dividing the country further. There are just as many people who HATE her as there are who like/love her. If I were American, I’d rather vote Republican than Clinton-Democrat.

P = Politics, which I actively engage in. Moderate political views…conservative when feeling like a selfish jackass, liberal when feeling like a whiny wimp.

Q = Q from James Bond, one of the very best characters in the hands of the late great Desmond Llewelyn.

R = Racing, which I never do. But I do try to beat everyone on the road, and if I get competition…call that a coincidence.

S = Sony SZ-Series VAIO notebook. Extremely thin and light and fast (and a superb notebook to play Source on), it’s my baby!

T = Toronto, the best city in the world. Period. Multicultural and diverse, clean and peaceful (in comparison with the other big cities of the world, of course), I wouldn’t want to live anywhere else!

U = University is friggin’ awesome. Do whatever you want, whenever you want.

V = Volkswagen, which produced one of my all-time favourite commercials, which happen to be on Bourne!

X = “X” is a prefix that can be attributed to just about any word to make it COOL and X-CITING, or that’s what marketers think when trying to woo adolescent consumers. It’s LAME. Even Maddox thinks so (no, he thinks like me, not the other way around).

Y = York University represent! A great university for liberal arts and innovation, business, and law, neighbouring what probably is Canada’s most dangerous area, the infamous Jane & Finch (thanks to poor government residential and community planning when it first started up).

Z = Zomg this is finally over!! I’m friggin’ starved!!! Okay, I’ll give you a real “Z”…Zoolander, the movie that unlike 99% of the world population (exaggerating a bit here, bear with me), I had never seen until recently. Yes, my head is hung in shame.

Wow this took more than an hour. C’est fini. Lunch ASAP.