Sunday night. Two in the morning, which technically makes it Monday morning, but whatever. I’m on YouTube again, after seeing the funniest video clip I’ve ever seen in a long time, and somehow I get linked to videos of drivers who are completely awful (a polite euphemism for can’t-park-even-if-their-life-depended-on-it) at parallel parking. The two that really struck me in an disgusted way, though, were both of women who definitely had to sell themselves AND pay a hefty sum to get their licenses.

The first video is of some girl who seriously has no perception of ANYTHING:

The second video is of some woman who seriously doesn’t know how a steering wheel works:

And to be perfectly fair, it’s not just women who fail miserably behind the wheel:

Like come on. These people are KILLING the environment by taking eternity to park into a space that really only takes…seconds. And if they’re that bad at parking, how good would they be at “regular” driving, or even at life? (I can imagine them struggling at pushing a door that says “PULL”.) No, these tools pollute the environment with their vehicles and with their very existence. For every second that they’re alive, it’s a second more of damage to the universe.

But it would be uncalled for if I left you feeling all negative about brainless people in the world. Thus, I present to you a clip of who must be one of the best parkers in the world (props to him for being Asian, too!):

So if you don’t know how to parallel park properly (seriously, it’s NOT HARD AT ALL), I strongly recommend you watch this instructional video and pay close attention:

We’ll finish off with a pretty funny video of some guy who REALLY loves the “sport” of parking, in a show he calls “Extreme Parking Challenge”: