You gotta give the Chinese some credit, they are incredibly, brutally efficient. You may have seen this elsewhere, but it never gets old. And it’s actually happened, too, verified by Snopes.

CHINESE HOSTAGE NEGOTIATIONS:

“I have three demands you must meet or I kill the boy.”

Negotiators assess the situation from next door…

Head negotiator dispatched.

Negotiations begin.

Negociations conclude.

You have been OUT-NEGOTIATED!

Apparently, they were nailing up the coffin for this guy at a funeral home after the incident, and they heard him groan! He’s one tough mofo, surviving a point-blank shot (which many gangstas don’t even) and falling about five stories to the ground.