Chinese Hostage Negotiations

10Oct07

You gotta give the Chinese some credit; they are incredibly, brutally efficient. You may have seen this elsewhere, but it never gets old. And it’s actually happened, too, verified by Snopes.

CHINESE HOSTAGE NEGOTIATIONS:

“I have three demands you must meet or I kill the boy.”

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Negotiators assess the situation from next door…

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Head negotiator dispatched.

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Negotiations begin.

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Negociations conclude.

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You have been OUT-NEGOTIATED!

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Apparently, they were nailing up the coffin for this guy at a funeral home after the incident, and they heard him groan! He’s one tough mofo, surviving a point-blank shot (which many gangstas don’t even) and falling about five stories to the ground.


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  1. 1 Warren Breeden on Monday, March 2, 2009 [4:53 pm] said:

    They probably spent $0.35 cents.

    In this country, we would shut the street down for 48 hours, take 12 hours to talk him out of it, spend $5 million giving him a fair trial, and pay his food and lodging for life.

    No wonder their products are cheaper than ours.

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  2. 3 Penguirl on Tuesday, May 26, 2009 [12:20 am] said:

    I’m almost afraid to ask – did they continue nailing up the coffin or did they let him out?

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