One word is more than enough for a review: PERFECT.

Starring Jamie Foxx, Chris Cooper, and Jennifer Garner, this movie about Americans in Saudi Arabia trying to root out extremist Muslims who coordinated devastating attacks, killing American lives, is basically like watching vinegar mix with baking soda. It’s Syriana with more graphic violence and less politics, but the same message prevails: we’re all going to hell for all crap we’ve done to each other, terrorist Muslims and terrorist Westerners.

The Saudi colonel was definitely my favourite character, my heart went out to him from the beginning. You’ll root for him too.

So this review is ending right now, because you should be at the closest movie theatre to you watching The Kingdom, not reading this still. Or if you’ve already seen it, you should be out anyway, telling all your friends about how amazing this movie is. Go. Now!